assassination: a nation that is sassy
me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
Today’s History Lesson: September 17, 2009, Greendale opened its doors.
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